Alfred is an elderly man with grey sideburns, a bald head, and wrinkles. He wears a tuxedo and monocle, and his eyes were always closed, though this apparently didn't stop him from being able to see.
- He is an obvious reference to Batman's butler, Alfred.
|Main Characters||Billy - Shane - Gavin - Philip
|Supporting Characters||Adam - Pinkie
|Minor Characters||Alfred - The Farmer - Dog Show Host - Gang Leader - Orb - Ticket Seller - Cruise Ship Captain - Pirate Captain - Pirates - Gwen - Evil King - Gwen's Dad|